A Valentine from ME to YOU. Well, mostly to Claudia, but all y'all as well.

By commission from dear Claudia, a selection of numbers celebrating romantic love, that many-splendored thing what is the drug and anyhow all you need, besides, plus what the world needs now and etc et al. Break out the fancy chocolates, mix up a pair of zesty buckaroos and get ready to "pitch some woo" along with your faithful faux-dj.